Thursday, April 22, 2010

2010 - CA - KERN RIVER - BLACK GULCH - Weekend 2

I guess at some point, we all have to face up to the fact that we have to work. And because of this fact, we need to make the best of the free time we have. (This means everyone except for Keith, of course, who seems perpetually free.)

So, to that effect, I am a weekend warrior.

It only took one trip to remind me that I do not get outside enough anymore and last weekend was such a blast that some close comrades and I headed back up to do it all again.

So, for two weekends in a row now, our destination has been the Kern River playground.

The party players...


ZAMBI (Photo by Brianna)


CHARLEY "Chuckle-burgers"


SEAN (SOB)


KEITH (TURFNUTTER)


NATALIE & BRIANNA (Wudjers)
Brianna showed up around noon on Saturday.


YOURS TRULY (Dirtbag)

This time around, we left at a reasonable hour and took 5 motorcycles instead of just 2.


What follows closely approximates what happened during KERN RIVER weekend #2 -



178 North to Lake Isabella.

A simple sign reminds us that this canyon road is no joke. 246 dead since 1968.


Last time, we drove this canyon stretch at night. That was harrowing, but during the day, it's worse, because you can see what horrendous fate awaits your coffee-induced twitches. Don't change the station on this road.

With all it's wild corners and precipitous edges, this road is simply stunning.

We were passed by a crazy old man who honked and flipped us the bird, probably because Keith put 35psi of diesel exhaust in his stupid little car. Actually, it was because we didn't pull over and were moving up-hill just shy of 20mph. What's the hurry buddy?

Keith rolled the APOSTLE onto the Black Gulch fire road. We were searching for a campsite we spotted last weekend, away from the crowded campgrounds. This area promised to be sweet if we could find it. It was hidden and on the river, down in the canyon.

Coming to a fork with a steep downhill right, Keith and I set out on foot to investigate.


We found a winner.

So Charlie drove the Dodge down the hill.

At the bottom, we found Heaven.... and it was all ours.



Soon, we scattered our toys and set up camp. If I had to stay anywhere forever, this would be near the top of the list.


The dogs let loose and found some cows across the river.


This activity kept them entertained for hours.

Sean showed up about two hours later and we settled in.


The beers went into the river for cooling and Nat set about building a tee-pee inside a log cabin.



We ate well the first night. Big Sur fries and brown-sugar coated almonds baked in Aunt Jemima's butter-lite syrup.

Since we had the canyon to ourselves, we felt it would be appropriate to fire up the hundy and spin around in the dirt.


Sean, making some donuts.

The next morning started with coffee, of course.


Stretching followed....

and finally...

...Calisthenics.


Due to the above average rainfall this spring, the California hillsides are covered in a blanket of wildflowers. Yellow, pink, purple, white, red, and glorious green.













After taking in all the beauty, it was time for some Motosthenics.



Brianna got a quick "do-or-die" lesson on the hundy and was soon rippin' around.

She even dumped the bike and bent the shifter which put her in a time-out.


Nat knows my feelings about ATGATT.

She follows the MOTGMOTT philosophy - Helmet, boots and a knit sweater.

Keith and I took the street legal 4hundy and 6hundy on an exploratory moto-mission, hoping to find a path to the other side if the river. Keith brought his newly fixed YZ450 that he was dying to ride, but without a plate and because of the isolated placement of our site, he was limited to riding around the campground...that is, unless we could get his 450 across the river. That never happened.

We took the 178 south about 2 miles to a forest service ohv access just of the highway. That's where the fun began.





We made it back to camp and the relaxing began.



This is California at it's best!

Saturday night, Sean slow cooked some special chicken in the fire.

Here's a peek at some of the nonsense in motion.





Sunday came too quick and we were off.


Another great weekend on the Kern.


2010 - CA - KERN RIVER - HOBO - Weekend 1

April 9th, 2010.

Keith, Sean (SOB) and I made plans to explore the Kern River Canyon, a 3 hour drive north east of Los Angeles in the Sequoia National Forest. Keith was to meet his friend Moose for some river kayaking, while Sean and I loaded the bikes for some moto-adventure.



Sean (SOB)


Keith (Turfdraagster)

Leaving LA around 10pm, we set out for a little R&R, camping, and, as per usual, plenty of nonsense.

Entering a new canyon at night is always interesting and slightly unnerving. The Kern Canyon is treacherous to say the least. Keith was a white knuckle mess the whole way, doing his best to avoid smashing the camper on the overhanging rocks.


Keith's monster 1997 Dodge 3500 Cummins Turbo Diesel (12valve) roared into the sleepy campground around 1am. Needless to say, the little happy-hippy campers were not impressed. But I sure was. That Dodge is amazing!

We found campsite 21. Keith tried his best to park the 50 feet of truck and trailer in the compact spot. The trailer hung out into the road and we deemed it sufficient. We were "those guys."

We immediately found the beer and laughed into the weee hours.

In the morning, we woke to magnificence! River-side campsite!


Keith brewed up some stiff coffee and washed it down with a tasty PBR.


After milling around for a couple hours, Keith and friends climbed into their Kayaks and pushed off downriver.



Sean and I unloaded the XR's and chased after the boaters to take some pix.

20 miles up river, Sean and I rode into Kernville, a clean, little mountain town filled with whitewater rafters and big dudes on Harley's.

We stopped at a diner for a hearty breakfast.


I hopped across the road to the local bicycle shop for some advice, directions and small talk. The shop owner was a great guy, sold me a map and pointed us toward Old State Road, which we took into the hills.

After some exploring and about 10 miles of dirt and fun, we ran into two fine gents riding shiny KTM thumpers.


Paul (left) and Frank.

Frank's been riding in the area for 35 years and well, maybe it was my good looks, but he decided to show us his favorite super secret insane single-track. Yes PLEASE!

I can't tell you where it is, but I can tell you that it was super secret, insane and incredibly fun.


We charged through Manzanita groves, green meadows and up some steep, rutty hills into tall, lush forests.
Sean crashed twice. Those ruts were sandy, deep, off-camber and littered with roots. My hands and arms were burning. It was all I could do to just hang on.

We came across several trail-blocking trees felled in a southern Sierra storm. Most of these obstacles were easily negotiated, but one particular giant required us to go over.

Hopefully we'll meet up with Frank and Paul again. This trail required that everyone help everyone and they were more than willing to guide us through. Great guys.

We made it near the top, where deep snow drifts stopped us and we had to turn around.
Going down was just as good as going up.



Sean and I split from F&P and we rode the 20 miles back to Hobo.

Dinner was a treat.



Two brats covered in stir fried peppers, onions, and garlic.



Sunday morning, we packed up and headed home.







We'll be going back here for a long long time.






A nasty dust storm outside Bakersfield.

2010 - MT - BOZEMAN MONTANA TRIP

Took a little trip this last February. A little R&R in Bozeman.
Did some skiing at BB and hung out with a few old friends. Good times as always.
Someday, I'll get around to posting the skiing videos.

I also wandered around town for fun. Bozeman is a great town.

And, in an effort to spark the memories of a few...













More to come...