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I hope you like crap.
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It was just before midnight on May 7th...
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...and to celebrate TURFDRUDDLER's 32nd year on this old rock, I poured a little of everything into wine glass 1 (left) and a horrible tequila into wine glasses 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
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Cheers to a bad idea.
We also played the "give anything a stupid name game."
It works like this -
You might remember the best white elephant gift ever.
Well, you take that great little book called Creative Cursing,
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put the book on your forehead and flip the cards one at a time...
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You can get clues to the word you flipped by surveying the reaction of the people around you.
Then flip the 2nd card...
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and BINGO...you have a new name that you can dish out.
There's really no limit to the fun.
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Some names are embarrassing.
Most are nonsense.
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Some aren't appropriate anywhere.
And some go in the back pocket for real world use.
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sick!
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